Worst Jokes Ever
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Bum.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dan is very, very bent.