What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
Worst Jokes Ever
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Bib C, IIf.
Hi, how are you doing?
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.