Worst Jokes Ever
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yurrrrrrr?
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!