Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Bum.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dan is very, very bent.
Dan, I'd bent.
Beach whales.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Fat.