Worst Jokes Ever

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

Q. What type of flour do orphans get?

A. Self-raising flour.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Most people age up on their birthdays,

Stephen levels up.

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t get to home run!

The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.

Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.

She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Students: "Meat."

Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon."

Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

One of the students: "Homework!"