Worst Jokes Ever
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
All of them suck.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Get off of here, kids!
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
So 666-3629, so get it?
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.