Worst Jokes Ever
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.