Worst Jokes Ever
If orphans arenβt religious, they really have no father. π
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, βA Bloody Mary?β
The vampire shakes his head. βHot water for me.β
βHot water?β
βI found a tampon out back and want to make tea.β
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! π
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.