The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.