Worst Jokes Ever
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"