Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Murueurx.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.