Worst Jokes Ever

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Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

Do fish have tits?

Fish tits.

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

The world is a freaking rape joke.

What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?

A selfie.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."