Worst Jokes Ever
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.