Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?

The picture only takes one nail to hang.

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.