Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
My mom died.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
You should always be happy about family and love.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
kapteyn = captain
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.