Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Murueurx.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.