We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Amelie is a meanie.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?