Worst Jokes Ever
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Heyy.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.