Worst Jokes Ever
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Your (DYM 43).
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.