Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Worst Jokes Ever
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
Ball stretcher.
Your life. That's all.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.