Worst Jokes Ever
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
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Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?