What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Worst Jokes Ever
Up your butt with a coconut!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
The joke is my life.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!