Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
These are all racist. 😂
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!