Worst Jokes Ever
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
"Princess, you there? :("
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Doin (DYM 15).
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.