How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. š¤½āāļø
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldnāt fit.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Whatās the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherlandās wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. š„¤š„¤
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.