Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Doin (DYM 5).
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!