Worst Jokes Ever
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
You're really sexy 😉