Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
You (DYM 53).
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
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What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
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