Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.