What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
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Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Hi dude!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.