Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yurrrrrrr?
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Bababooey.
Pineapple turnover.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!