Worst Jokes Ever
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!