Worst Jokes Ever
The (DYM 72).
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
RIP Candace.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?