Worst Jokes Ever
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Hey Gwen.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Mom!