Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff