Worst Jokes Ever
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I didn’t do that.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Fuck jk.
The Americans.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
I am dark humor.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
Your (DYM 31).
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.