Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?