Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
GURL
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Alya, do you have Discord?
Walmart (DYM 73).
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Me and freshfry talking.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.