The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
A... B... Sea?