Worst Jokes Ever

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

Trump's coming back.

Yes, yes~.

Trump's coming back!

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!

I have the best joke:

"You."

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?

Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.