Worst Jokes Ever

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Loud Korea noise.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?

I can Nazi!

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken next to him farted.

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"