Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.

Biggest balls?

Pokemon

What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.