Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.