Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Oh, brother!
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣