Worst Jokes Ever
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.