Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.