Worst Jokes Ever
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.