Worst Jokes Ever
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."