Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.