What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
I see what you did there.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
The (DYM 72).
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
