Worst Jokes Ever
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"