A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
Worst Jokes Ever
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
