A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Alya and freshfry talking.
"Princess, let's talk!"
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
