Worst Jokes Ever
rocked (DYM 136)
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
And (DYM 135).
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
went (DYM 134).
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.