In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Her (DYM 70).
So cinema.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
