What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
picking (DYM 74)
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
