Worst Jokes Ever
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.