Worst Jokes Ever
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.