Worst Jokes Ever
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Parademic
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.