Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
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What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.