I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. π
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Alya?
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I hate this website, lol.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?