Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Worst Jokes Ever
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Any more song suggestions?
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Hey, Alya.
