What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Worst Jokes Ever
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Like (DYM 82).
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
I am Cummer.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
