Worst Jokes Ever

What did the bird go to the hospital for?

For tweetment!

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call Father.

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.

Your mum gay.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

They always come back.

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.