Worst Jokes Ever
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
The joke above me sucks.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.