Worst Jokes Ever
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I can see my future in your forehead.