Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Like if your best friend is emo.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.