Worst Jokes Ever
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.