Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

I suppose that was a fair compromise!

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.