Worst Jokes Ever
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Hehe.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.