Worst Jokes Ever

I'm a rapist.

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.