Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?

When the big hand πŸ– meets the little 🀚.

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Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: β€œThe fuck you doing with that knife?”

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Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.