Worst Jokes Ever
Olivia Rodrigo
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.