Worst Jokes Ever
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.