Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
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Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.