What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Worst Jokes Ever
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
But (DYM 87).
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
