Worst Jokes Ever
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)