Worst Jokes Ever
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!