What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Worst Jokes Ever
Man dies.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
