Worst Jokes Ever
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I am a fat girl.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Trevor is a bitch.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.