Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.