Worst Jokes Ever
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
When red do be sus, though.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Me. I am the joke.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.