Worst Jokes Ever

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Dmitriy has no mother.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

My day started out great until I woke up.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

Can I put my balls in your jaws?

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Mommy kisses my butt.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.