Worst Jokes Ever
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?