Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
"Among Us" tea water.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
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Nut
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes