Worst Jokes Ever
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Best website ever 4 chair.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Funni.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.