Worst Jokes Ever
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.