Worst Jokes Ever
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A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: š¤¬
Who says āwhite men can't jump?ā They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. š
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you donāt know how to use a pistol? Look, Iāll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasnāt a very good demonstration.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnāt a joke, but why not?
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!