Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
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(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite shoe?
Fuller House๐
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why canโt orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! ๐
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldnโt steal anything.