Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Worst Jokes Ever
The belt broke.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.
I wanna fight Gwen!
I like mangoes.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
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Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
My fucking life, cya.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" š
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
