Worst Jokes Ever
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.