Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I am a fat girl.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Trevor is a bitch.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.