Worst Jokes Ever
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
When red do be sus, though.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Me. I am the joke.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.